Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible

Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!

by 5robmar November 29, 2011

Bastard Board

Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.

We finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required AMI BIOS 2.2.

by nasamsl March 11, 2010

Disgustion Board

An internet discussion board that is not functional for the community of users. It wreaks havoc on organization... and important, viable discussions are swirled into a massive amount of uninformed user statements. Attempt to replace a user forum with these flashy boards is disgusting.

IMVU utilizing salesforce software to replace their user forum has done nothing more than create a Disgustion Board. It is disgusting to try to navigate through all of the crap.

by Notorious Chicka March 31, 2017

no wild boars

I don't give a shit.

No wild boars today!

by Trixy01 September 27, 2017

Do not attempt to board the helicopter

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa

"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021

back to the drawing board

starting over, examining one's failed plans and beginning anew

After the Palestinian elections in 2006, is George Bush saying "Mission Accomplished" or "back to the drawing board?"

by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006

fobr boardies

Some pretty fucking awesome cr33ps.

fobr boardies are cr33ps but in an awesome way.

by a boardie August 13, 2006