Blumper

A way to say good-bye from chatrooms. May be confused as an invitation to do dirty sex act.

Amy: Bye everyone!
Tom: Blumper Amy!
Amy: Ok, when and where?
Tom: ...

by vj28.8 January 2, 2011

blupper

Blupper is when you eat one meal during the entire day that ends up encompassing breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I didn't have time to eat breakfast, lunch, or supper today I just ate blupper. I enjoyed my Thanksgiving Day blupper.

by Garmeisterock March 12, 2011

blumpieality

recieving a blumpie while engaging in beastiality, i.e. getting a blumpie from a farm animal such as a sheep or pig

Man i cant believe i got that goat to give me a blumpieality last night

by Rocco Cocko III April 25, 2010

Blump-truck

Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"

How would like like a Blump-truck?

by BigEvil13 February 19, 2011

Blumping

Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).

"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."

by BreakerOneNine May 7, 2010

Blapping

The slapping of a woman's (or man's) butt in the middle of having buttsex.

Yo man last night was amazing, my girlfriend wanted me to keep blapping her!

by Pwnanater1985 March 29, 2010

blumpkee

The art of giving oral to a female whilst she is taking a big stinky dump

I was giving her a blumpkee and her heard her turds plopping in the toilet!

by Turdee November 11, 2004