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Blokes Advice 

A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.
Blokes Advice man: "Lads I need a hand putting this minga in her place."
Blokes Advice by Whateverandever September 24, 2021
A frenglish way of saying blow job, or blowie.
"Donne moi le meilleur bloge de monde, tout de suit."

"Man, she gave me a wicked bloge the other night!"

"Bloge: give it back"
Bloge by Guelph-Ginger-Kids June 14, 2010
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Shit bloke 

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more propper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like. Bloke is australian for guy pretty much, in case you didnt know
Tim: Frase. you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: you are such a shit bloke frase

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt goldsy come out last weekend?
sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend
Kizza: What a shit bloke
Shit bloke by Kmac1331 March 10, 2009
when a female softball player uses her boobs to catch a ball
Shana made a great catch using her bloves

Way to use your bloves gurl!!
bloves by doug84 July 21, 2007
fat, or chubby, exspecially pertaining to the waist area.
Susie was damn blodey, with that fold of skin hanging over her pants.
Blodey by Anders Haig November 17, 2003

blokejob 

(n) a sex act in which a straight man receives oral stimulation of the penis from another man or bloke, often when in a state of drunkenness.
"So I let this guy give me a blokejob last night. Not that I'm gay or anything."

"..."

"Well I was pretty wasted."
blokejob by bloodmonkey February 19, 2009
far out man, my car just bloke
bloke by declanisromped April 21, 2008