Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.

The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.

by ScaeParty January 13, 2024

Bloop-Blyap

The sound a made by a turd hitting the toilet water

My back is itching me for some reason. Bruh, I bet that Bloop-Blyap exploded all over you

by russell-love-muscle February 5, 2024

bloop

a fish noise/a large whale-toid mistaken for a iceberg.

bloops gloop

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

BLOOP

.v (verb) - When Republican Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert goes to the movies; vapes, rubs someone's thingy . . and get's kicked out of a theater for blooping . .

Lauren "Bloopy" Boebert likes to "bloop" . .

by Jor3lofKrypton November 4, 2023

bloop

Yeeting something.someone away

I Blooped that toy away with my leg

by urbener nower January 3, 2023

Bloop

A vile mixture of both poop and blood

While staying in a sketchy hotel in a foreign city and noticing a strange brownish red stain on the shower walls and other surfaces in the room.

OH MY GOD that has to be “bloop”

by FermundaPlease July 16, 2023

bloop

someone who bloops white their poop

poopy buts dig bloops

by blooming November 9, 2021