nutty bloody

A large piece of shit that has pieces of nuts that cut your ass so that it bleeds into your toilet when you are pushing it out.

The nutty bloody hurt so bad coming out that I cried... but then I laughed the night away!

by Uncle J J May 25, 2005

Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period

"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"

by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019

Bloody nipple

Is when a person has to wipe up blood off the gym floor with his/her nipple

In order to contain chaos, Theresa suffered a bloody nipple at the annual party games

by Barefoot&boots February 4, 2016

Bloody Massacre

When you have sex with a girl that is on her period.

John and Cindy made a bloody massacre.

by Boywithnoname1 November 9, 2009

Bloody Chavez

A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.

Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!

by rickabone April 28, 2013

Bloody fist

When someone cuts their knuckles, then sitcks it in the vagina

I heard that emo girl bloody fists herself

by John FLem February 14, 2009

Bloody Elk

When you mess up your spelling and autocorrect thinks bloody elk is what you meant.

but you go with it. that's a Bloody Elk moment.

something mildly to very frustrating happens and all you can say is "Bloody Elk"
or a "Bloody Elk Moment" when you do something stupid that doesn't go great and you know well S*** that's a "bloody Elk Moment"

by Adelaide Guru October 23, 2019