Blongle Glonky

British slang for enjoying a pleasant afternoon reading a book while drinking Lady Grey tea and nibbling on lemon bars.

Whilst reading his book on gardens, drinking tea, and eating a lemon, the man felt very blongle glonky.

by Cooper Glurkl February 23, 2019

blogger street cred

Short for "web logger street credibility"

1. The amount of respect you have gained from other members of your blogging community (generally a subcommunity of the overall blogger community, such as "video game bloggers")

2. A term used sarcastically because people who blog do so on the internet, which is widely regarded as the least credible source for information apart from televised news.

That dude totally lost some blogger street cred when he decided to post his views on violence in gaming, which every other video game blogger disagreed with.

by Ryan "Blackguard" Shwayder June 11, 2006

bloggers

modern day hippies

hippies are bloggers

by zwvgftnh./';[ May 1, 2010

boggle

to have ear sex: sticking your dick in someone's ear.

"Yeasterday I boggled that hoe!"

by kactus December 9, 2008

Blogged

failure to act, due to laziness or incompetance.

derives from the inabiltity of 95 percent of web users to create web pages.

I was to blogged to mow the lawn.

by Peter Mac November 6, 2008

Cock-blogger

One who maintains a regular weblog focused on the male genatalia; also an insult.

That goddamn diploblastic cock-blogger!

by danielkayam May 22, 2006

Boggles

A consistently developing mental and visual condition that allows ugly girls to look progressively better as a man spends an extended period of time in the Greater Boston Area. This illness typically results in copious amounts of awkward mornings and regrettable encounters.

"Aw man did you see that beat chick Nick hooked up with last night?"

"Yeah man, he said she was a 7."

"No way dude, the boggles are totally taking effect, she's a 3 at best"

by Wescrates April 25, 2008