blanket face

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head

You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers

by creaternity August 16, 2006

Blanket Bitches

Ugly hoes that you have sex with but never want to admit to having sex with. Hoes so ugly you just want to throw a blanket on them and get the hell away from them.

"I got drunk and had one of them blanket bitches in my bed."

by Dallas Dude May 13, 2010

Hot Blanket

The act of smoking marijuana under the covers in order to trap the smoke around you. A good way to stay warm and smoke.

Dude my car smells like ass. I have some snuggies and blankets so let's just go hot blanket in the house.

by John Furdur September 25, 2011

Cod Blanket

Like a dutch oven, but with queefs

"I was starting to fall asleep last night, but my girlfriend pulled the ol' cod blanket on me"

by Shrewdom April 8, 2010

hobo blanket

Peeing yourself to keep warm while sleeping.

I forgot to bring a blanket. Guess I should hobo blanket.

by pimpchimp November 13, 2011

Whiskey blanket

They feeling of warmth one gets after taking shots of whiskey, often desired in the cold winter months.

"Man, aren't you cold out here with no jacket?"

"Nah man, I've been drinking whiskey all night; I've got my whiskey blanket on."

by Candola December 15, 2013

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017