birthday drunk

Drunk beyond all responsibility.

"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."

"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."

by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007

birthday suit

Nude; not an inch of clothing on your body(We were born naked)

" For her anniversary, Mrs. Smith got into her birthday suit for Mr. Smith."

by Ashanda February 4, 2007

birthday twin

someone who has the same birthday as you.

whether it be same day, month or year.

Person 1: Hey man It's my birthday.
Person 2: Noway! It's mine too!

Person 1: Hey man, we're birthday twins!
Person 2: Cool man!

by ROCKGODFROMTHE60S January 23, 2016

birthday wig

Pubes. Usually refers to a woman's.

"My mom's birthday wig is at the cleaner's."

by wainscotting March 15, 2009

Birthday Dick

When it's your birthday and a man congratulates you with his penis.

"Hi John, did you have a nice birthday this weekend?"

"Yeah, Tommy came and gave me birthday dick."

by Dicktionary Uber Legend January 12, 2022

birthday window

The days just before and after the actual day of your birth that can also be celebrated.

"My birthday is actually the 6th but I celebrate for my whole birthday window."

by jacqwest November 15, 2009

Birthday Mexican

Slang for a sloppy blow job in a car

Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"

*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*

by SaggyBobSaget69 April 12, 2020