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Birthing Madonna's children

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.
Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
by B:ss February 14, 2010
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birthday gras

A week long 'festival' surrounding a persons birthday. Typically celebrated by egocentric people who are still small children, and think their birthday of such importance that it should be celebrated with a week.
P1: "My birthday gras has started yay!"
P2: "I thought your birthday was next week"
P1: "I am so special that I need a week to celebrate my birth"
P2 (to self): "What a loser"
by Anon7465835 March 14, 2010
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Birthday Spackle

Covers all the holes you missed. Often related to a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD!!!
Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!
by TheCullenAddictionAdmin April 22, 2010
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Birthterday

The day after someone's birthday. Most commonly used when someone forgets someone's birthday and wants to wish that person a happy birthday anyways.
Sorry I forgot your birthday yesterday, but happy birthterday!
by datoneperson December 6, 2010
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birthday case

A 24-case of bottled beer used for someone's 24th birthday celebration. It is ideally a replacement for a typical birthday cake, and its presentation commences singing and blowing out candles on the case for wish-making.
What kind of cake did you get for your birthday?

What am I, 5? I got a birthday case of pumpkin ale instead...you can't get wasted on birthday cake, pussy.
by Fuchs it up October 23, 2011
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Birthdaze

A state of mind frequently experienced in the days leading up to and immediately following one's birthday, characterized by confusion, euphoria, irrational behavior, and severe hangovers.
I tried to wish Dave a happy birthday last squeakend, but he was deep into his birthdaze and thought I was God.
by bubbleandsqueak February 6, 2012
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Birthday Immunity

For the full 24 hours of your birthday, you don't have to do any chores around the house or homework. You can also say and do whatever you want without getting into any trouble, as stated by the definition above.
Since today is my birthday, I'm not doing any of my homework and my family has to do my chores for me because I have Birthday Immunity.
by leftrightaround April 10, 2013
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