The gorgeous, talented, hot, hilarious lead singer of Green Day. He doesn't give a damn what all you fags think of him. And by the way all you homophobic freaks, he is not gay otherwise he wouldn't be married TO A WOMAN. He also wouldn't have two kids, Jakob Danger and Joseph Marciano. He did state he was bisexual, which means you like guys and girls, but who cares, he is married to a woman. So you guys can go crawl back into your holes and keep listening to your William Hung and leave the whole world alone. Thank you very much.
If you paid attention Billie was wearing eyeliner back when they were doing Dookie. Don't believe me? Go watch the Longview music video. Whoever said he was a hypocrite had to have been under the influence of an illegal substance. And Good Lord, people, does it make you a sellout if you are liked by a massive amount of people? Does it make you a sellout if your songs are played on the radio a lot? Does it make you a sellout if you have been on MTV? No. Otherwise 75% of bands would be sellouts. And, for all you dumbfolk, in American Idiot they were just talking about how we pay too much attention to the media (probably true) and talking about Bush. You know, all you criticizing democrats gotta bash Bush but NOOOOOOOOO. When a band tries to do it, they're sellouts! You guys are morons.
Also, Billie is hot, but I hate hearing poser girls talk about how Billie Joe is THEIRS. He is married and loves his wife and children, and no matter what all you teenies care to think, you are not competition for Adrienne and he will not divorce her to marry or fuck you. He is also a great family man, awwwwww.
So if you are a teenie or Green Day critic, You suck. Shut the hell up.
P.S. I don't think Billie pays much attention to how he wears his hair. So shut up about that too.
If you paid attention Billie was wearing eyeliner back when they were doing Dookie. Don't believe me? Go watch the Longview music video. Whoever said he was a hypocrite had to have been under the influence of an illegal substance. And Good Lord, people, does it make you a sellout if you are liked by a massive amount of people? Does it make you a sellout if your songs are played on the radio a lot? Does it make you a sellout if you have been on MTV? No. Otherwise 75% of bands would be sellouts. And, for all you dumbfolk, in American Idiot they were just talking about how we pay too much attention to the media (probably true) and talking about Bush. You know, all you criticizing democrats gotta bash Bush but NOOOOOOOOO. When a band tries to do it, they're sellouts! You guys are morons.
Also, Billie is hot, but I hate hearing poser girls talk about how Billie Joe is THEIRS. He is married and loves his wife and children, and no matter what all you teenies care to think, you are not competition for Adrienne and he will not divorce her to marry or fuck you. He is also a great family man, awwwwww.
So if you are a teenie or Green Day critic, You suck. Shut the hell up.
P.S. I don't think Billie pays much attention to how he wears his hair. So shut up about that too.
Green Day critic: Billie Joe is gay because he wears eyeliner! He is a sellout and a hypocrite!
Teenie: No he's not! I hadn't even heard of Green Day before American Idiot, but who cares? Billie Joe is so hot! Someday I'm gonna see him, and then he's gonna leave his wife and marry me and fuck me. I can't wait!
Me: You both suck. Green Day critic, you are stupid and wrong about all of the above and Teenie, so are you. *Shoots Green Day critic and Teenie*
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Teenie: No he's not! I hadn't even heard of Green Day before American Idiot, but who cares? Billie Joe is so hot! Someday I'm gonna see him, and then he's gonna leave his wife and marry me and fuck me. I can't wait!
Me: You both suck. Green Day critic, you are stupid and wrong about all of the above and Teenie, so are you. *Shoots Green Day critic and Teenie*
HAHAHAHAHA!!
by Someone, April 25, 2006
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Wannabe-punk: OMG!! billie joe from green day is soooo hot!! after i saw his pic i went out and bought his CD!!
Me: i listen to the music for the MUSIC.
Wannabe-punk: OMG! U totally suck!!
Me: i listen to the music for the MUSIC.
Wannabe-punk: OMG! U totally suck!!
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