Three Beets to the Wind Burger

A burger served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

beershitilitis

the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. colors may vary from a light burnt orange to a dark, tar like color.

T.T had a bad case of BEERSHITILITIS following a heavy nite of drinking 'stones.

by clayton, tom, erik September 18, 2006

Beertiful

Beertiful
Main Entry: beer·ti·ful
Pronunciation: 'bir-ti-f&l
Function: adjective
1:Having qualities of beauty hidden from the un-medicated eye, evinced only by the liberating effects of alcohol.
2:Harboring questionable aesthetic values; questions answered only amidst an inebriation celebration.

"Hey man, you totally hooked up with fatily natalie last night at craig's party! What the hell were you thinking?"
"Dude, last night she was so beertiful. I need to stop drinking."

by Adam Loes September 13, 2006

beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

dog beers

Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.

Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."

by justin price January 27, 2007

Oprah Beers

... any time two or more men drink alcohol during the afternoon on a weekday, while there spouses are distracted by Oprah.

Walter: Hey Larry whats your wife doing?
Larry: The usual.
Walter Wanna go for Oprah Beers?
Larry: You Bet!

by Larry Eienstien June 20, 2007

Wise beyond beers

Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.

Damn I can't believe you remembered all that shit. You sir are wise beyond beers.

by opkode April 3, 2013