bastrado

a five fingered bastard

Ryan Tushner is a bastrado.

by Thomas Hannam May 13, 2005

bastrad

the word "bastrad" replaces the 70's word "Far out!"..

it means "cool"

haha... thats fuckin bastrad man

by Chad Tullen September 17, 2006

Beartrap

A small, T-shaped, intrauterine device (IUD) or intrauterine contraceptive device worn by extremely lazy, yet sexually active women. It acts by preventing fertilization of the egg by the waves and waves of semen encountered by these shiftless skanks on a daily basis with minimal effort on their part.

Adam: I was beatin Tina up bareback from the backside for the first time, and I told her I was going to cum.

James: What did she say to do?

Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.

by ol' saddleface November 19, 2010

beastware

A form of spyware which will eat your operating system from within.

Beastware loves kernel32.exe

by GuardianofDoom June 14, 2004

Beastmaster Extreme

without rival or competition.
the best of its kind.
all around awesome.

Her footjobs were beastmaster extreme, she was like a footjob goddess.

by one2chi December 15, 2008

beastafiliac

having intercourse with a dead piece of meat

warming a piece of liver up in microwave then fucking it(beastafiliac)

by hewy69 July 31, 2007

beastrogen

Beastrogens are a group of steroid compounds that make a female look incredibly unattractive.

"Wow, her beastrogen levels are off the charts!"

"After she got married, all her estrogen changed into beastrogen."

by Andrew Sutherland January 2, 2009