chest beating

1)Doing an action for the sole purpose of being a show off
2)Trying to outmatch someone else

Brotatoe 1: Bro! I can bench like 300 pounds.

Brotatoe 2: Dude! I can bench like 300 chicks!
Girl: Are you guys done chest beating? I would like to finish this game of Monopoly.

by BorkTheStork December 14, 2014

Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009

bored-beating

When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.

(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.

by John & Justin M. January 22, 2011

Beatin It

Every males favorite hobby.

Gah! Noah needs a girlfriend! He is always beatin it! He is gonna get chafed!

by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013

Bakin' Loaves

Makin' hella bread, the act of gaining hella clout and dough.

Y'all just counting bread while I'm out here bakin' loaves.

by Lil Smol November 8, 2017

Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

Bealing

Scottish slang word for raging or livid

"Ah wiz bealing when that wee ned smashed up ma motor"

"what are you so bealing about?"

"he'll be bealing when he finds out you snogged his bird"

by Dave Conor September 26, 2007