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jons bbq foot masause

by red clan January 11, 2019

Vegas BBQ

The aftermath of anal sex where a jalapeño seed lodges it self in your urethra.

After fucking that stripper I feel like I went to a Vegas BBQ.

by FIZZYIZZY July 1, 2020

anal bbq

The act of putting your penis inside a girls anus while using BBQ sauce as lube then talk your fingers and form a fork put your fingers inside her ass while your penis is inside her

Darius grabbed his BBQ sauce and drenched it all over Miranda's ass then fingered her ass while his was in it.

Kile was gonna give his girlfriends a Anal BBQ

by Cool guy brown October 22, 2013

Texas BBQ sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking

Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.

Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!

by mothertruckerdude6969 June 12, 2018

smells like bbq

What you say after you let out a big fart that you're too proud of to let it go unnoticed.

Alyssa: (farts, silent but deadly) Mmm... smells like bbq
Sarah: (smells) Oh crap, that's not bbq, that's awful!
Alyssa: Gotcha!

by holyfishtacos! May 10, 2011

2 and a bbq

2 losses in a row in any type of sporting tournament, where the participating team looses both matches gets ousted from the tournament and then starts up the bbq and beer for the rest of the event.

1.) Rob's softball team lost both games in their double elimination tournament so they went 2 and a BBQ.

2.) Mark: "Drew lost both of his matches in the double elimination ping pong tourney."

Brian: "DANG! He really went 2 and a BBQ? Man he sucks."

by coolhandluke2222 December 16, 2013

Humbolt County BBQ

A barbecue with greenery. Usually large amounts of friends and weed are present. Granolas will usually attend too; you can tell them by the crocs they will be wearing. Cops are not usually on the invite list.

Dude: That Humbolt County BBQ was totally fryin' man.

Dude 2: Hell yeah bra, that herb was so dope...

by Tom Spear May 18, 2008