swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life

Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

Fat battery

An umbreon by the name Nightlight

wow that "fat battery" was amazing

by SylverSylveon December 19, 2021

Charging batteries

Not having fun, and not going to the saints game, especially with Adam and Alyssa

"Do you want to go charging batteries on Saturday?"
"No, no I do not"

by Chargingbatteries12345 August 13, 2022

Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 26, 2011

non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.

My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.

by nonremovablebatteryphonessuck March 30, 2017

double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

Your controller disconnected. specifically your dualshock controller

"ah shit my DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

by Ilovebigoilymen April 18, 2023