This computer is so billy basic
by BillyJoeBobMcGuffin February 20, 2017
A someone that goes and gets starbucks every day, in ugg boots and carrying louis vuitton's never-full and a fluffy white jacket with instagram makeup on and a messy bun. And someone that dreams of Channing Tatum
by mm9019729 March 08, 2017
Noun. Origin: basic bitch. A female-identified person to whom you feel a little superior, without harboring any animosity. She is not a bitch, nor your enemy - all female-identified people are your sisters. Still though, you cast judgement upon her rudimentary style and taste, unsavory hairdo, underdeveloped personality, and misguided priorities.
I ran into some basic sisters from high school yesterday and they couldn't stop talking about bridesmaids dresses.
There were a couple of basic sisters doing body shots at the bar last night.
Yeah, I mean your girlfriend is nice and everything, but she kind of just a basic sister.
There were a couple of basic sisters doing body shots at the bar last night.
Yeah, I mean your girlfriend is nice and everything, but she kind of just a basic sister.
by thugwife September 18, 2013
A man who is very ordinary and mundane, usually loves Emma Watson and prefers Call of Duty over any other game. This person can also be described with "Fuckboy."
by What are those?! November 24, 2015
a basic bitch fulfills all the stereotypes of your typical 22 year old white girl and absolutely nothing more.
favorite movies: the notebook,
favorite bands: coldplay and adele,
likes walks on the beach and hanging out with her bitches. enjoys living like a statistic and dying like a leaf. causing nothing to change and effecting nothing. a meatsack with reproductive organs. neither dirty nor clean. neither nothing nor special. but some unnerving thing inbetween. existing enough to exist, but somehow enough to disappear. this is the essence of the basic bitch.
favorite movies: the notebook,
favorite bands: coldplay and adele,
likes walks on the beach and hanging out with her bitches. enjoys living like a statistic and dying like a leaf. causing nothing to change and effecting nothing. a meatsack with reproductive organs. neither dirty nor clean. neither nothing nor special. but some unnerving thing inbetween. existing enough to exist, but somehow enough to disappear. this is the essence of the basic bitch.
my facebook profile selfie's caption is "perfectly imperfect, if you dont love me at my best you dont deserve me at my worst"
you a basic bitch. get cancer and die.
you a basic bitch. get cancer and die.
by stunash June 09, 2014
Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*
by Yelsew Foolface April 05, 2005
This is that white suburban girl whose prideful of laying her ass around all day and letting the genetics prevent her from being morbidly obese, or not. She takes pictures of everything, and when the miracle occurs that she leaves the house she will take pictures and snapchats of the endeavor to make sure the world knows. These journeys will include trips to Starbucks, chipotle or other appropriately 'basic' locations. She is jobless, and one wonders what exactly she does to kill so much time, but in all likelihood, you don't want to know.
That 'basic bitch' just took a picture of her Vanilla Bean with two pumps of raspberry at Starbucks, again.
by aarontheboss April 10, 2014