bald cashew

A hairless tiny penis.

Colton Gibson’s girlfriend says he has a bald cashew.

by N Streets February 5, 2018

Bald Randy

A bald Randy is when you poo on a bald man's head. After this you then lick it all up and vomit on his cock. Then you give him a sloppy blow job and tongue kiss him with a mixture of vomit, poo and cum in your mouth.

Give us a bald Randy then luv x

by Garythegreatandpowerful June 5, 2020

bald chef

Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.

The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!

by Dennis Meinen January 14, 2008

bald kreek

the that used have hair and shaved for 4m subs

I see bald kreek in bathroom.

by Ricky282 August 11, 2022

Berra Bald

When a person in Umeå is bald.

Egon Lundin - Wassup berra bald

by Swedishguy12 August 29, 2023

bald gang

A member of the infamous bald gang is subject to circumcision and due to this shares a special connection/bond with other bald gang members.

He will soon get it done and be inducted into the bald gang but for now we stick together as the well-known, well-sought after bald gang.

by Joeghd December 23, 2021

Bald Bull

Bald Bull was the champion of the major circuit in Mike Tyson's Punchout!! which debuted in 1987. Mike Tyson's Punchout!! was in the running Punchout!! series, which included two arcade game ancestors: Punchout!! Arcade (1983), and Super Punchout!! Arcade (1984). Punchout!! Arcade was where Bald Bull first appeared as the third fighter in the game, and held the crown on his bald head as one of the heaviest fighters to appear in that game. Bald Bull bull charged into the 1985 game "Arm Wrestling" as Mask X. After Bald Bull's small cameo in "Arm Wrestling", let's jump forward to 1987. This year Mike Tyson's Punchout!! premiered. Alongside the community-loved game came Bald Bull, who was the Major Circuit champion and the World Circuits third fighter. In 1990, Mike Tyson was removed from the game after losing twice in that year. Later in the 90's came the SNES, and in the system was Super Punchout!! Bald Bull was featured as our Minor Circuit champ, and like MTPO, was a palette swap of Mr. Sandman. Huge time travel to 2009, we jump to the Wii on Punchout!! Wii. Bald Bull is the 3rd contender of the world circuit in punch out Wii, and if your familiar with this version of Punchout, you know every fighter has two versions of themselves. Career mode which is original, and Title Defense mode, which gives each character a special quirk or amps up the difficulty of said fighter. Bald Bull's return in Title Defense features new stylish red boxer shorts.

"Bald Bull is bald."
"No sh** Sherlock, you don't say."

by asphaltfries April 22, 2022