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bags

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.
by ud40 February 23, 2005
mugGet the bagsmug.

Bag

Your girlfriend/wife who is nothing more than an inanimate object. A girl with no feelings/no emotions/no purpose but to hold things. You put things in her.
"Hey Bag, how is dinner coming?"

"Hey bro, have you seen Baggie recently?" "No, did you check the liquor store?"
by Mrbag May 12, 2016
mugGet the Bagmug.

on the bag

When you are standing around doing nothing. When you are standing around sleeping. AFK. Or when a friend is really high and not present mentally anymore.
Joe is on the bag again.
by Baby Coby August 29, 2021
mugGet the on the bagmug.

In The Bag

when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"

or

Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"

Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
by DotH8 February 13, 2009
mugGet the In The Bagmug.

bagged

Too tired to continue watching late night t.v. programming or perform late night t.v induced masturbation
Emmanuel 6 is on Showcase in 15 minutes but I am too bagged to stay up
by Yada yada April 24, 2003
mugGet the baggedmug.

bag

suck my bag, hoe.
i dropped my bag in her mouth while she was asleep
by Victor April 14, 2003
mugGet the bagmug.

bag

yo that chick from Vassar is bag, if only she didn't have hairy legs
by MarkLerret July 14, 2009
mugGet the bagmug.

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