Your girlfriend/wife who is nothing more than an inanimate object. A girl with no feelings/no emotions/no purpose but to hold things. You put things in her.
"Hey Bag, how is dinner coming?"
"Hey bro, have you seen Baggie recently?" "No, did you check the liquor store?"
"Hey bro, have you seen Baggie recently?" "No, did you check the liquor store?"
by Mrbag May 12, 2016

When you are standing around doing nothing. When you are standing around sleeping. AFK. Or when a friend is really high and not present mentally anymore.
by Baby Coby August 29, 2021

when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"
or
Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"
Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
or
Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"
Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
by DotH8 February 13, 2009

Too tired to continue watching late night t.v. programming or perform late night t.v induced masturbation
by Yada yada April 24, 2003

by Victor April 14, 2003

by MarkLerret July 14, 2009
