baby

My favorite midnight snack

"what you want to eat"
"b a b y"
"baby?"

by small child, aka: baby October 22, 2019

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021

Baby

A scary think that drools on you

The baby drank milk

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Baby

Noun: A small object used for kicking or throwing.

We didn't use a football instead we used a baby.

by 888899990000000 March 23, 2023

baby

a sad crying annoying thing that shouldn't exist

man that baby is loud.

by lockinto December 5, 2022

Baby

1) A (n) infant.
2) A (n) nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jake says," Aww look at the baby!"
Becca who," Jake, baby, be quiet."

by HiImmaTellYa November 5, 2018

babys

How morons spell “babies”

My beautiful babys.

by Legittranslatoronline July 7, 2018