Burning my nuts

when something or someone is getting on your nerves.

Listening to that girls high pitched voice is burning my nuts.

by soggysammich June 17, 2010

burning stockton

a mixture of corn starch and boiling water from (the microwave) that is used as an anal lubricant. resulting in 2nd degree burns AND a puckered, swollen,and much tighter butthole.

named for the west texas town stockton which is extremely hot year round. also most women met there seem to suffer from extreme prolapse of the anus.

after years of marriage things often become customary in the bedroom. to heat things up many couples rely on techniques like the burning stockton

by headgoat September 27, 2011

burning blue

To love someone with a love that is more than love and to truly mean it.

Tyler is burning blue for kelly

by KaT4ever October 18, 2006

burning anus

The overwhelming burning sensation you feel in your anus after taking a god almighty

shit which is often partially liquidus.

This is common after a night of heavy drinking or excessive consumption of food containing chilli.

"That hangover shit was spawned in hell by the devil himself"

"Burning anus ? I feel you bro"

by Tuckerlube April 1, 2014

burning_arc

The Most Pwnage Person on the Planet.

Burning_Arc Fukin Pwnz j00

by Sir 1337 April 12, 2004

burning cross

a wooden cross,(usually cedar due to its long lasting burning qualities) placed in someones yard implying that they should move away.

Look its a burning lower case t for "time to leave".

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014