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brandon

a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩
whos that cute ass guy over there?

it’s brandon!
by suf1 June 27, 2022
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Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.
by Somw dude February 22, 2019
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Every time I whip, you nae-nae.
Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae
by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019
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A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.
Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf
by NichThibba October 29, 2019
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WOWZA brandon you cool cucumber
by acoolguybetterthenyou June 18, 2018
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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
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Brandon is a kid who is the best at fortnite, but never goes to school, Brandon is a retarted and funny friend, but he never goes to school lol
“Aye did brandon come today” others” nah he’s playing fortnite at home
by Meatball6969 November 28, 2018
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