Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

Barbaric

The word that Hermoine says in Harry Potter.
Means uncivilised, inferior

Hermoine: “THATS TOTALLY BARBARIC!!”

by Ya Girl Ella December 29, 2018

Santa Barbara Train

(Verb) ; ... The act in which a person pushes together the east and west regions of their partner’s back fat and has intercourse between the two fat folds in a north/south fashion.

Friend: “I noticed your new (bf/gf) is chubbier than the last one. Is it true the chubby ones give better head?”

Broseph: “Suprisingly no, but I will say it’s the best way to ride the Santa Barbara Train.”

by ThePhuktasticFour May 25, 2019

Barbara Streisand

Satan.

I went to hell, Barbara Streisand rules there.

by Miguel The Almighty November 3, 2003

Santa Barbara

A phrase used to describe your mood or your life that compares to perfect weather, perfect beaches, perfect women. The sickest, nicest place on the entire west coast of the US, California.

Man, my life is fucking santa barabara right now.

Q: How you feeling?

A: I'm Santa Barbara.

by Terra Marine Norma JeanE May 17, 2010

Barbarian

The superior race. Barbarians are large and muscular and are very good at most tasks. Barbarians are either really nice guys and help out anyone who needs help, or really malevolent who kill whole towns and eat their victims' bones. They live in the north and wear traditional Barbarian clothes like kilts and leather boots. They're very good at combat (among pretty much every other activity ever)

"I am Xantor, the Barbarian!"

by Xantor the Barbarian July 3, 2003