Bobing

A different level of stupidity that only extremely deranged political supporters can achieve.

This boy is supporting a corrupt Politician X. He's clearly a bobing.

by cinommon143 April 1, 2020

stalk booking

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...

can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.

by the real mr t. January 13, 2009

Lurk Booking

the act of lurking on anyone on facebook

Guy 1: What are you doing on that computer?

Guy2: Just Lurk Booking!

Guy1: Lurker

by LittleBabyGuy March 29, 2010

nig-bobbing

The act of jive-walking around a convenient store , mall, or gas station parking lot begging for change, cigarettes, or something free.

I hate going to that 7-11 on Back River Neck Road because there is always some darky "nig-bobbing" around the parking lot for change or a Newport.

by WillSaunders September 15, 2011

Cock bobbing

When you or someone is so tired you keep falling asleep over and over causing a "bobbing" effect with your head (with your mouth open). This occurs mostly in the sitting position, and resembles the motions of giving a blowjob.

I was so fucking tired today, I was cock bobbing all through class.

by virginiasucks February 18, 2012

Calorie Bombing

calorie bombing /ˈkal(ə)rē/ bɑmɪŋ
(Verb)

Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.

Calorie bombing has to stop in this office. I never would have guessed that truffle was 140 calories. Now my diet is trashed.

by emotionSDK March 13, 2012

Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013