to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap
"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"
by millambar August 19, 2012
Get the Blap Splat mug.to strike or slap the victim's face with the shaft of an erect penis. Can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the "blapsee" is officially your biatch from that point forward.
"I'm at the hospital"
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."
by Arran2 September 5, 2008
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Blapping is a way of describing a sudden surge of proficiency in a first-person shooter. It doesn't mean you perform poorly normally, it's just a way of expressing that you are particularly satisfied with your performance. It's most often used shortly into a round after enough time to evaluate whether it's going to be a "good" or "bad" game in terms of your performance.
The term derives satirically from rap and hip-hop music where rappers use it as an onomatopoeic representation of gun (usually handgun) blasts. Alternatively, it may derive from being a jackass and yelling it out the window of a moving vehicle trying to scare pedestrians.
The need for the word can be partially attributed to the fact that "pew pew" isn't appropriate for conventional, non-energy weapons, and thus an equally expressive sound was needed for firearms.
The term derives satirically from rap and hip-hop music where rappers use it as an onomatopoeic representation of gun (usually handgun) blasts. Alternatively, it may derive from being a jackass and yelling it out the window of a moving vehicle trying to scare pedestrians.
The need for the word can be partially attributed to the fact that "pew pew" isn't appropriate for conventional, non-energy weapons, and thus an equally expressive sound was needed for firearms.
by DriftEJ20 June 10, 2011
Get the Blap mug.a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
by stefmanxx April 1, 2008
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No way to describe it. A noun or an adjective. Its used how it sounds. (blAH- blEE). It can be a nickname, a way to describe someone. Or just to answer someone. Also this is its emoji🤪.
by SARHIGHSCHOOL May 6, 2018
Get the Blably mug.Avoid saying anything you don't' feel like explaining. But then that one person keeps asking you when you say go asks the teacher, adult or whoever.
You first take this number then Blabla bla then done.
Yeah but... can you say it louder again I din't hear
UGHHHHHHHHHH!!! JUST GO ASKS THE F@#!^g TEACHER!!!!
Yeah but... can you say it louder again I din't hear
UGHHHHHHHHHH!!! JUST GO ASKS THE F@#!^g TEACHER!!!!
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