Barack Obama

Barack Obama is a democrat running in the presidential elections of 2008. He has a good chance to be the first black man to ever be president.

Unfortunately, because he is black, he get pumelled by the media for the dumbest shit. I just loooove this country.

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"HOLY SHIT, Barack Obama's white southern mom's great great great great grandfather owned a slave!"

""What a horrible man. He just paid his college parking tickets now. What has life come to?"

"His dad made him go to a MADRASSA as a child!? That makes me question whether or not hes a terrorist. He says hes a christian now, but once youre a muslim, youre always a muslim, right?"

"Oh no! He dabbled in drugs when he was a youngster! Instead of taking care of my son who is probably getting high on meth while I don't know it, I'm gong to have a hissy fit because a candidate tried to hide that he was a smoker. Surely, having such a shameful habit, he should be open with us! How can we trust him?"

by Sereth March 30, 2007

Barack

Producing an impression of being cool.

Your new sneakers are so Barack.

by Mark Juras February 23, 2008

Barack Obama

Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current President of the United States. He is the first African American to hold the office as The President of the United States of America.

To all the Barack Obama Haters, please stop the hate because this country is way better than it was 4 years ago. If you can remember that far back? Because it is... And another 4 more years means HOPE for this country going on FORWARD!

by YouGotNooSWAGG September 12, 2012

Barack Obama

The 44th President of the U.S.A.

Nov 4th 2008: Dude, I just waited 2 hours at the polls to vote for Barack Obama, possibly the best 2 hours of my life.
Jan 20th 2009: That's right Obama, you rock that White House!
Jan 21st 2009: His first project, the "Presidential Residence Remodeling plan" is completed, gilding the White House with pure platinum and gold leaf, installing a 1 bajillion watt sound system, 27 jacuzzis, and growing a giant Africa-shaped garden in the back (among other changes), effectively making it "The Black House".


"Dude, I'm actually proud to live in this country now!"

by mickgriddle17 March 17, 2009

Barack Obama

One of the BEST presidents this country has ever had. For all you racist assholes who hate him, look at what he has done for the country and what the Republicans has done... Which one has the better chance of getting voted in November 2012

I will vote for Barack Obama in 2012.

by CJBland June 10, 2012

Barack Obama

The only hope the USA has

"Thank goodness Bush is gone.. he was a total idiot"
"Let's hope we didn't make the same mistake with Barack Obama"

by dumbAmericans March 25, 2009

Air Barack Obama

In the sport of ultimate, the technique of throwing a disc so that it nearly grazes the playing surface, but suddenly leaps back into the air at or above normal disc catching altitude. Known among less adept ultimate players as an "air bounce."

"Man, did you see the way that handler just raped me with the disc?"

"Yea, once he pulled out the air barack obama, I knew you were done."

by tillypuppies April 20, 2010