A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.
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to use porn not belonging to yourself to get off
or essentially piggy backing on the porn some body else took the time and effort to find, purchase, or load
examples of porny backing include:
1. browsing old web history you didnt leave
2. your brother's stash
3. your dad's stash
4. your lesbian sister's stash
or essentially piggy backing on the porn some body else took the time and effort to find, purchase, or load
examples of porny backing include:
1. browsing old web history you didnt leave
2. your brother's stash
3. your dad's stash
4. your lesbian sister's stash
guy 1 "hey did you see that great mag i got from my dads stash!"
guy 2 "seriosly bro stop porny backing on your dad its nothing but over weight black chicks eating pie"
guy 2 "seriosly bro stop porny backing on your dad its nothing but over weight black chicks eating pie"
by santaire January 27, 2008
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A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.
Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.
Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?
Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
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man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.
person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
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Get the boner bashing mug.a financial institution for the big boys. these "banks" raise capital for large corporations, governments, institutional investors, funds of various sorts by underwriting debt and equity offerings (new stocks and bonds.) They also advise on mergers/acquisitions/divestitures.
I decided I would give up my free time, become an analyst at an investment bank, go into investment banking, for about 10 years, and make my entire career earnings up front.
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