Axe Fight

1.Noun- A contest where two or more people are involved. These sides will be both armed with a can of AXE Deodorant, and will then engage in spraying eachother with it till someone asphyxiates from lack of oxygen. The body is then lit on fire, and because of all the Axe on it, will quickly burn to a fine crisp.

2.Noun- A contest of scottish highlanders, in which they get boozed up and attempt to bury an axe into the back of other people's skulls. The body is then placed on a pike and set up on the coast to scare invaders.

1. Bob and Ian duked it out in an Axe fight, untill someone lit a match and the whole place went up.

2. Colin and Gair got into an axe fight. The entire tavern was covered in Colin's innards afterwards.

by Keafer Mock October 11, 2005

Pole Axed

Pole Axed

The pole axe was a weapon used in medeival England. It was literally an axe atop a long pole. Originally the term meant to be killed with such a weapon; it later came to mean being violently killed with any such weapon or instrument.

When the running back was hit by the middle linebacker, he went down like he'd been pole axed.

by Dasher8400 March 7, 2007

Battlefield axe

women who are in their mid-age or older with fierce and tough personality.

Peter: Gee! That woman is a battlefield axe!
John: Totally! She yelled at me like she is crazy for nothing!

by DeepBluenyc January 27, 2010

The Axe Kick

A deadly stomping blow or kicking action by bending the knee and releasing it on your opponent or victims leg. Or if on the ground their body or head.

You will get the axe kick when you do or say something idiotic or annoying.

by B.E.D December 7, 2009

Axe Damage

Crude way of describing the female genitalia

"She slipped whist riding her bike, fell right onto the crossbar. Got her right in the axe damage"

by MUTTLEY01 August 27, 2006

axe poisoning

This happens in the high school boys lockerroom when an abundance of axe is sprayed making it hard to breath and leaves side effects of headaches, overwhelming scent, and repel of anyone who comes in contact.

I think he got sent home because of axe poisoning.

by diamond glitter July 8, 2014

hand axe

A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.

It wouldn't surprise me if stone age jungle dwellers still use a hand axe.

by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015