awkward pants

1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.

2. Pants that fit awkwardly.

1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...

by Rosie lurvs Sven August 24, 2009

Awkward Lesbian

One who pleases herself by acting lesbian with other girls, but as soon as the actions are reciprocated, turns into an awkward turtle babbling school girl.

Mirian, stop being an awkward lesbian and let me feel your brownies .

by KSwisss99 June 2, 2010

Awkward Penguin

see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")

Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")

by pseudonym......111111 June 30, 2011

awkward k

when texting or talking to someone online and they drop the "k" bomb. naturally, this short and insensitive 'k' is a conversation ender/killer/self destructor. it should be avoided at all costs if you remotely care about the person you are talking to.

however, when trying to be a bitch or an asshole, the awkward k is a perfectly acceptable means of communicating your cuntiness.

"hey im gonna go watch drop dead gorgeous. ill be over in 15 minutes. is that cool?"

"k" (awkward k)

by $brumoney$ April 27, 2010

Awkward Stacking

-Awkward Stacking- occurs when an awkward moment happens in a chat room , and the person on the other end of the conversation stops replying, and you keep adding more messages hoping to break the ice not knowing that your only making the moment more uncomfortable. This usually amounts up in the other person getting annoyed or freaked out and logging off.
(An analogy for this is like being a cardboard box manufacturer. Someone who keeps stacking boxes over an awkward moment hoping to fix it. But dosent realize that the more Boxes he stacks on top of it equals it being even harder to clear up the moment.)

~below is an example of Awkward Stacking~
(chat room)
Awesomeness151- Hi whats up?
Katie575- oh hey =)
Awesomeness151- you looked cute in that skirt today
Katie575-ummm....yeah
Awesomeness151-totally lol
(6 minutes go by without a reply.)
Awesomeness151- lmao im awesome
Awesomeness151-soooooo....
Awesomeness151-umm how was your day?
Awesomeness151-Mine was aight =D
Awesomeness151- Just feeding my dog =
Awesomeness151-......
Awesomeness151-so what you wanna talk about? lol XD
(Katie575 is now offline.)
Awesomeness151- alright koolz talk to you tomorrow then.

by Alejandro Cruz December 22, 2008

Bi-Awkward

A situation becomes bi-awkward when members of the same sex feel uncomfortable with each other due to a homosexual occurrence.

David felt bi-awkward after James patted him on the ass, repeatedly.

by Dinklefuzz May 27, 2008

awkward emily

the act of somebody walking awkwardly into a room while only wearing a towel.

Frank: oh hey claudine.
oh shit you're in towel! *awkward emily*

by platypus2008 August 2, 2008