by The Iron Mike November 23, 2011
Get the Australian Kiss mug.Where a beer is poured down the back of someone, preferably a female, and the drinker positions himself between her buttocks to catch the flow.
by Alraune April 29, 2004
Get the Australian buttchug mug.A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".
Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."
by Boys Club March 18, 2009
Get the Australian Western Grip mug.A poorly organised and over-moderated internet forum catering to any Ford vehicle that is not an E-series, owned buy a man of debatable intelligence who also owns a 300C. Go figure.
Complete opposite of Boosted E-series.
Complete opposite of Boosted E-series.
"Hey man, my mum went all Australian Ford Forums on me"
"You mean she kicked you out forever for no reason at all??"
"Yep..."
"You mean she kicked you out forever for no reason at all??"
"Yep..."
by Rollin40 May 29, 2008
Get the Australian ford forums mug.How Australian something is.
by Christop November 12, 2003
Get the Australianity mug.The most over-rated football game in the world. Skinny weak 'men' fumbling a football around for 2 hours. No skill. No courage. No toughness. No contact, It's called 'Aussie Rules' by its southern fans. Everyone else in Australia calls it 'Pussie Rules' or 'Netball with kicking'. Give it a miss.
Watched netball? Add kicking and that is what you have. 'Aussie Rules'. Netball with kicking. A girls game.
by REAL Football fan - Rugby League February 26, 2005
Get the Australian Rules football mug.A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.
I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."
by the iceman February 18, 2003
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