Alyssa

All alyssas have gigantic cocks.

Alyssa 1: I heard Alyssa has I ginoumous cock
Alyssa 2: yea it's pretty massive ig but mines bigger

by MongloidFucker May 27, 2017

Allyson

A female nibba on RUST that tricks you into being raided by her Zerg clan. She comes off funny, sends you memes, and talks about her “boyfriend” a lot so you put down your guard until one day... your base gets destroyed...

Rust naked: watch out for Allysons, they’re common on this server
Me *looks at base*
*30 man clan running out of your base*
Me: damn...

by Sexxynipps4206969 May 19, 2018

Alyssa Mulch

Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.

Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.

by jenifer lopez June 1, 2020

Allyssa

Allyssa is the coolest/chillest chick around. She has a tendancy to be crazy sometimes, but she always keeps her class. She knows how to dress well. Her name is not pronounced "Alissa" it is either "Eliza" or (uh-lice-uh) . Get it straight before she comes at you! She is exteremely sexy, attractive, and beautiful inside AND out. She's either asian of a pacific islander. She has a grade point average of 3.5-4.0. She's extremely funny and fun to be around. She's probably the most adorable thing you'll ever meet. Allyssa is true to her friends. She's loyal & trustworthy. She'll keep her feelings to herself though. She's has a smile tattooed to her face at ALL times. She's the only girl that can handle having a guy friend without being to touchy or attached. She has never experienced public school. And knowing her parents, she'll never even go near a public school.

AWW, ALLYSSA, YOU'RE SO SWEET!

by waterbottles08 April 21, 2011

Alyssa

A girl that is an angel and means everything to me! This is the girl I love to death!

Alyssa's an ANGEL!

by B_ryannnn September 29, 2008

alyssa

The most hottest lovable person you will ever meet

guy1: Hey look at alyssa she is so hot!

guy2: I know right!

by Jeremy Cz. February 25, 2010

Alyssa

An Alyssa is the type of girl that will cheer you up no matter what has happened. They are the one's that are always happy and crazy. If you meet an Alyssa and barely know her she WILL hold a conversation that will last at least 10 minutes.

Alyssa: Hey dont i know you?
Boy: We met on a bridge.
Alyssa: O yeah! how have you been?
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--10 minutes later
Boy: Wow i really got to know you!
Alyssa: Yeah its been a great conversation!

by Ki-l December 14, 2008