aston villa plastic fan

When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.

I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!

by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021

Astominating

Astonishing and Fascinating; Truly Amazing: (Way) beyond belief. 4
This Slang has been in use in the Mid-West , since the1980's.

Especially in the Michigan region.

That was truly astominating! It's astominating that you think I'm a real spy!

by Cosmokatt7 April 2, 2022

Astolcue

A man who lost their phallus in a motor vehicle accident

I feel bad for that astolcue

by squadsquadyt April 7, 2022

Astono

Astono is loving, kind, caring, always talking and giving words of advice.

Astono loves talking for long hours about reality and the future

by TeeStono May 11, 2022

astos !

best bff ever! also a great artist <3333333 love you astos !!!

- miko

"astos ! is the best friend you will ever get!"

by dearness May 16, 2022

Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022

Aston

The man who takes massive Ls. Aston would be seen taking over 50 Ls a day. Aston is the l king

Damn Aston just got another L

by Ls man October 18, 2022