a state in new england, directly north of conneticut and rhode island. the people in this state think that because they can afford $600 handbags paid for by dear ol mummy and daddy's credit card,and because their dear red sox finally won a world series after 86 YEARS OF CHOKING, that automatically makes them superior to the rest of the united states. in conversation, people in massachusetts most commonly will talk about their favorite subject- how "wicked bad" the 26-time world series champion yankees are. they will never own up to the fact that they are very jealous of the yankees. many massachusetts people are narrow-minded twits who won't listen to any critism of any kind, especially regarding sports. they might be too busy cheering, "YANKEES SUCK"-at a basketball game very unrelated to baseball- to hear you.
by don't start with me January 15, 2005
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When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.
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Get the Holden Massachusetts mug.Town that is a piece of shit. Most citizens are found to wake up at the crack of dawn to do farm work, due to many farms being there. After this, they are found to eat shit for breakfast.Full of wanna be skaters, baseball players, and kids who are just flat out strange. The town is part of the "tri-town" which includes, marion and mattapoisett also. Together, they form the shittiest school district in the world.
kid- hey do you live in rochester, massachusetts?
rochestarian- yes why?
kid- haha that sucks, are you tired from hoeing your fields all day?
rochestarian- yes why?
kid- haha that sucks, are you tired from hoeing your fields all day?
by rocheatariann122 March 11, 2011
Get the Rochester, Massachusetts mug.Dover, Ma is filled with the snobbiest people out there. All of the boys where Polo and Vineyard Vines while the girls all wear Patagonia and Lululemon. If you drive through this town, you'll see the soccer moms walking their dogs with one hand, with their Canada Goose jackets on, and their Starbucks in the other. Although Dover is known for their wealth, they DO NOT HAVE ANY DIVERSITY WHATSOEVER. Everyone there is white. They are also stopping the METCO program. In a few years, there will be no African American students attending DS. As the kid's graduate, most of them end up in Ivy League schools, while the ones who smoked weed and drank every weekend end up at Mass Bay. snobby
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Get the Dover, Massachusetts mug.Also known as Massatwoshits to out of staters and local youth, who are in turn called Massholes. Generally white middle class Democrats live here, but also home to some liberals. One of the only states where gay marriage is legalized, of course you must stay in Mass if you would like to stay married. Corruption of youth and government is high, but at least we have some good schools, like Harvard, which we can hold over everyone else and be like "Yeah, bitches, we're taking ALL your money!" Also has dunkin donuts and other places where people who can't walk a quarter mile can get really really fat. Then there's Boston, which would be cool if New York didn't have New York City, so Boston inevitably sucks, but we still have red sox and patriots and other teams, whose fans are pshyco, but have LOTS of spirit, so don't mess with them. Good place for drinking and meeting random people.
"Stupid Massatwoshits Massholes think they're so great cause Massachusetts is full of lameass Suburbs and shit!"
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