assful

a lot -- or just way too much

I had an assful of him the other day, I need to get out of here

by california April 27, 2002

assativities

Asinine + activities = assativities. When common sense and or activities that take place between two or more people go beyond the realm of complete and utter ignorance. The results are damaging to bystanders or passer byers.

Due to the everyday occurrence of assativities, all victims are searching for a new hole to crawl into.

by camon March 27, 2008

ass

This is how you would describe the WWE Superstar, Edge, after his recent heel turn.

Uggh that Edge is such an ass.
Correction, he IS Ass.

by Jorgey March 06, 2005

ass

Can be used to emphasize an adjective.

big-ass, funny-ass, smart-ass, stupid-ass, crazy-ass, loud-ass, etc.

by your head asplode April 18, 2005

ass

1.Buttocks
2.A lower class or stupid person.

1.Wow, that chick has a nice ass.

2.Why were you such an ass in class today?

by Bob Hokok November 27, 2008

ass

the best part of the body to fuck

damn....look at her round ass, i gotz ta fuck that, hmmm

by Andyhank August 19, 2005

In The Ass

A sexual position that involves sticking a dick in the asshole

Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!

Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!

by SlopNChop May 14, 2019