by BlazeTheSorcerer January 30, 2017
Get the Applemug. A company that makes the same phone every fucking time just bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller just like my fucking penis. And where the fuck is the IPhone 9?????!!!!!
Apple: we are announcing a IPhone 20 that is baciscally the same as the IPhone X just as small as the IPhone 6!!!
by Ms.Gin April 26, 2019
Get the Applemug. 
Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday
Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*
Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*
Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*
Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*
by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017
Get the applemug. by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021
Get the applemug. Someone who is ratard. A person so idiotic no words can describe them. They are usually the annoying friend at school or your sibling. They are just like an apple. Round,red and is nothing compared to an orange like yourself. They are stupid. They are mentally unstable to handle your greatness. They came fresh out of juvie. They are an apple. Destruction 1000. One of the worst and baddest ways to roast someone nothing else compares.
by I want him to be mine November 20, 2018
Get the Applemug.