Apple computer

A type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around

troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best
Normal person: no it's not

by Yeethasbeentaken May 6, 2020

applecult

A group of twitter fangirl friends bound together by their common love of sex and fruit. They tend to be intimidating but mean no harm. The lives of many members have been ruined by various tv shows including Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, and Supernatural. This results in long twitter sleepovers until wee hours of the morning. They are a kind and accepting, yet often insane type of folk. Proceed with caution.

"Hey, what's that applecult thing?" "I don't know man, they're a bunch of sex crazed hippies"

by Snappleyard January 4, 2013

battle apple

A thug / gang weapon resembling a mace. Euphemism for the penis, referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan ("We're gonna shine up the battle apple . . .")

"Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."

by TANSTAAFL1 June 14, 2010

apple bum

a girl with a tiny waist that explodes into a round, bootylicious derrier. Rap group A Tribe called Quest made phrase famous in the early '90s with "Bonita apple bum" song.

"Hey bonita apple bum, shake that ass".

by Ulla Mahaka May 23, 2006

appleteeny

Term used to describe the penis size of Apple computer users... teeny.

Margaret refused sex with all Mac users due to the prevalence of appleteeny.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

Apple fell on my head

When one accidentally discovers a command or trick on an Apple device. A moment of iEnlightenment.

guy1: "Hey, I just learned how to delete Facebook posts on my iPhone!"

guy2: "No way...who taught you that?"

guy1: "The Apple fell on my head as I was brushing away some pocket lint!"

by jtuck58 February 23, 2011

apple fangirl

A girl who is a fan of and addicted to and/or loves products made by Apple, also she finds them superior to any electronic device made by other companies

I'm an Apple fangirl and love the iPhone, it is so much better than Android

by §ī★®|¡ī€ October 6, 2015