Elf-shat

A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.

Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014

cloud elf

Engineers who develop, maintain and support cloud infrastructure

John is an Azurecloud elf

by Cloud Elf September 6, 2017

Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch

John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"

by Jake356Io December 13, 2019

Nicholas elf

a Nicholas elf is code for an elf bar

"yo bro you got nic?"
"yeah i got that Nicholas elf"

by i_am_slank January 23, 2023

Elf cuck

Someone who is currently being cuckholded by one of Santa’s elves

See that guy Jess? Yeah, this Christmas he became an Elf Cuck.

by Greg678910 December 11, 2019

elf respect

The respect that Glojenn insists everybody has!

Stryker stop propostioning us dude....have some elf respect

by StrykerUK1989 December 11, 2015

Spider Elf

A super sugar obsessed person most likely an elf . and often is a spider man fan who pretends to be him but gets to much into the role. and ALWAYS A DUMBAS*

joey: STOP EATING ALL MY SNACKS SPIDER ELF OMG!
elf: lol no....

elf got dropkicked to the face lol and got called a snack stealer

by JOEY PEACHES IS #1 March 11, 2022