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3 slutty girls that that are on the spectrum #elite members only
Oooo look at that girl, must a part of the autism potatoes
by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020
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Kid Autism

Nickname/description of a young professional that has no idea how awkward they are in the workplace or other social settings. Frequently exhibited in technical fields such as engineering. Behaviors include: carrying on uncomfortable conversations, long-winded emails that talk in circles, stalking co-workers without making contact, staring at people, and peaking around corners.

Every office likely has one 'Kid Autism', though not often to a degree that it noticeably affects their ability to interact with co-workers.

The condition does not required actually being diagnosed as clinically autistic; any combination of unusual behavior or lack of understanding social protocols will serve as an adequate basis for attribution of the nickname. Intended to be only mildly insulting, but more generally a term of endearment.
Ollie: The other day 'Kid Autism' sneaked up on me and stood in the door of my cubical for 5 minutes staring at me until I happened to turn around. He said he didn't want to "bother me".

Jerrod: He is one creepy little f***er.
by Mr. Nakajima April 30, 2013
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Autism Solicitor

This is the highest level of autism.
Once you have reached this level you can go no higher and are officially a autism master
by Ben the pen. October 27, 2019
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Artism

A term approved by "The Dictionary Of Ebonics" to describe an individual who has been diagnosed with autism. Artism has been known to be heavily associated with educated mental health professionals who are of the oppressed alternatively pigmented American population.
Mental Health Professional:"I work with peoples who have artism and ass burgers."

Enlih Dictionary Tree Hugger: "You got a masters degree to work with people who draw pictures of burgers with their ass?"
by Daggarious March 5, 2012
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Autismite

A person who acts as if they are severely autistic and are literally more stupid then a shoe box.
John is an Autismite.
by Alex from minecraft August 20, 2018
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Autismo

When your friend is acting like a fucking idiot and can be used in a variety of situations of retardedness
Jaxon: I love the Star Wars prequels
Me: You fucking Autismo
Jaxon: *Dies*
by Yabagoot March 15, 2018
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