alptug

A sexual move in which a male is given a mountainside hand-job.

Damn, I was in Colorado last week, and this skier chick gave me the best alptug I've ever gotten!!

by Bruceski McGooskie September 9, 2010

alpine skiing

a sport wear the people who were rejected from nordic skiing because hey had no strengh and were not fast enough to do Nordic skiing. The fatter the skiing the fast they go, they can just fall down the hill. Un like Nordic where they have to ski up hills and down them.

Hey Stuart guess what i got on to the Nordic ski team, i knew all of those push ups and going to the gym every day would pay off. i am so glad i would have had to do the lazy wuss sport, alpine skiing

O that is cool dude, i didn't make it. But the alpine ski team wants me to join. I think i will do that.

Well that is cool too, have fun with that. ( Maybe he should have tryed and worked out, insted of eating and watching t.v. o well)

by Alpine wusses February 10, 2007

altitude abuse

A term used by sky divers and base jumpers alike to refer to wasted altitude that could have been used as free fall time but was negated due to a lack of testicular fortitude, resulting in an early parachute pull.

It was Derrick's first jump so he freaked and he threw his chute only 5 seconds in. Total altitude abuse.

by Pete Samp December 1, 2009

alliternation

A country with an alliterative name.

In the year 2132, the Communist Confederation of California was overthrown by rogue pornographers. It was the biggest takeover of an alliternation in world history.

by Chunky Lover 12.16.83 January 23, 2010

altitution

Going up hill in high elevation...sometimes up hill both ways.

Hey bro! Be careful biking in Big Bear California, they have high altitution!

by Triple DG June 4, 2017

Alits afits

"A Girl In The streets But A Freak In The Sheets"

This girl is so alits afits

by Karnaf January 15, 2020

Alpine Skiing

A useless gravity sport whose athletes claim to train hard when in reality they do more smoking ganja and then training. The only sport where an athlete in season can smoke and drink and still do reasonable well. The sport takes skill but relatively no athleticism and could be consider a pussy sport since you either finish or you break your arm. A highly publicized sport where people go down a hill for 20 seconds and then wait in a line for the chairlift for 10 minutes.

Jimmy: Hey Earl you wanna go alpine skiing this weekend?

Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.

by Charliemagnustwiceremoved May 10, 2009