for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much

Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting

by Word Spit June 24, 2024

almost all nighter

Staying up for almost all night, usually to about 5:00am. A teenage (age 12- 14) form of an all nighter that is cut short, as to not be caught by your parents.

Geek1: What happened? You just logged off in the middle of the quest in the MMO!

Geek2: Sorry, but I was pulling an almost all nighter. If my parents saw me I'd be dead right now.

Geek1: Sux2bu

by JohnJacobJingleHimer Schmit June 20, 2008

Almost always

Too close to always.

Up through the last day of 9-years-old I almost always wore my Boys Fruit Of The Loom Thick Double Blue Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn November 26, 2024

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover March 26, 2016

almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

Almost Hadhim

A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.

Julia has three kids by Jason. She wanted to marry him but never did. Julia is a Almost Hadhim

by harryjohnson79635 August 07, 2023