Almost being

When you are a lot on the internet and dont feel that you are doing much really

I've been almost being like this for..lets say a year

by Windzard August 7, 2018

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.

"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."

by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

almost in love

the feeling of falling for someone but not being ready to admit being "in love".

I'm almost in love with that guy.

by kkpandypants December 30, 2014

Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!

by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018