Almost Single

when a person is in a relationship that will end but neither party wants to do the dirty deed of breaking up the relationship but both parties know its over.

You're almost single because You and your significant other don't speek anymore, you don't even know what they're doing anymore and you don't care and your significant other feels the same, but no one will say "okay this is getting ridiculus, lets just be friends"

by TateBreakable April 1, 2008

Almost boyfriend

An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move

Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?

You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend

Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away

by Oliviaxbae March 29, 2015

Almost Gay

When one male almost does something suspect AF, but is quickly corrected.

"Bro your zipper is undone."

"That's embarrising."

"Don't worry, I got it."

"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."

by Fancy Colt March 10, 2017

almoustache

That annoying facial hair on top of men's upper lips. You can't decide whether it's a legit stache or just peach fuzz. It's utterly wtf-inducing and slightly irritating.

Dude 1: Check out mah stache, bitchezzz.
Dude 2: Dude, that ain't a stache. It's peach fuzz.
Dude 3: It's not that, either.

Dude 4: It's a fucking almoustache.

by Die, Jewfro June 21, 2010

Almond

The sexiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there

That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches.

by NotAlmondCao October 26, 2011

Almost Porn

Softcore pornography either in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.

Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn

by ACG2x January 6, 2004

toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.

John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."

by Carmo September 27, 2006