almond breezed

After eating a copious amount of almonds, farting into a person's face during sex.

Dude, last night was awesome, my girl almond breezed me!

by PotatoOle May 24, 2010

almond joy

a person who is only attractive sometimes.

John Mayer is an almond joy.

by meagan and jenn April 25, 2005

Almond Joy Boy

a derogatory statement towards homosexuals. Technically, it's when a guy cums in the ass of another guy when there is fecal matter within the rectum. The outcome resembles an Almond Joy candy bar.

With the way that Jeff was bent over you would know for sure he was an Almond Joy Boy.
also:
Jeff always makes sure to bring extra toilet paper because of his tendency to be an Almond Joy Boy.

by rawrgrawrvicky January 14, 2009

Almond Joy

When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.

Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night.

Ben: lucky bastard!

by really there are no names left September 23, 2010

Almond Rocca

A litter covered cat turd.

My litter box was full, so my dog just had a huge desert of almond rocca.

by imadeapoopie December 18, 2010

almondcookieisfruity

An amazing person who deserves the world, he is strong and he can get through anything if she puts their mind to it. I love them (in a platonic way) and they are very cool

-almondcookieisfruity Is a super cool mutual on tik tok!

-I agree!

by Starvixian July 7, 2021

Amoongus Sus

When something is being sus ( suspicious ) , when someone makes or uses a dirty joke or uses a dirty phrase

Person 1 :" Omg that his thing to be looking long tho "
Person 2 : " AMOONGUS SUS"

by ` Sleepy_bun? ` May 3, 2022