Albertan Pot Of Gold

you shotgun a beer and then fuck a shamrock shake from McDonald’s and then you shit in it and you shotgun the shit in shamrock shake

i did an albertan pot of gold

by braydengoggins March 4, 2026

Albertan Goodbye

Attempting to politely leave a party, but failing to do so following a referendum.

After pulling an Albertan Goodbye, Dennis found himself playing yet another game of beer pong.

by Sir Wildborn March 29, 2026

Ethan Alberta

Ethan is a whiny little bitch snitch formally known as smurf, he is a little cocky faggot who has no friends and sucks dick. His brother and is a fat motherfucker. Ethan voice makes me want to kill my self. He says he’s gonna fight somebody then he got the shit beat out of him

Ethan Alberta is a squeaker

by Eatdat June 3, 2019

Dirty Albertan

When you fill your partners fun hole with oil and raw ground beef (extra lean) just before you take it to pound town.

He asked so politely, “Do you want a Dirty Albertan?” .

by D-Mech June 6, 2022

Medicine Hat Alberta

A city located in south east Alberta in Canada. Located east of Calgary and west of Regina SK. With a population of around 60,000 people, it is a little smaller compared to Airdrie and St. Albert. Winters are pretty harsh and shitty, but the summers are more dry and pleasant versus more eastern provinces such as Ontario and Quebec where it gets fucking humid as fuck. Has many sunny days and one of the warmest cities in Alberta. Prices are also more affordable versus Calgary which has recently skyrocketed thanks to the Ontario fucks raising the prices there so damn high.

Medicine Hat Alberta has a lot of nice sunny days during the summer.

by Sdsr70 August 12, 2024

Mt. Alverina

When you are running in the hills of Newton and stop at Mt. Alverina street and slam the water stop Mom in the back of her minivan. You finish up with some swedish fish.

Runner 1 : "Hey where is the next water stop?"
Runner 2 : "I think it is at Mt. Alverina street"
Runner 1 : "Siiiick...I am gonna Mt. Alvzzz this broad in front of us"
Runner 2 : "Nice kid. Save me some swedish fish."
Mom : "Hey team..good job"

by Richard Hasherpes January 26, 2011

Bluffton, Alberta

Bluffton is a small shitty hamlet in central Alberta, full of hillbilly’s and people who smoke weed all day and laugh weird.

That Bluffton, Alberta hamlet are just full of fucking hillbillies.

by ChucklePoozo September 7, 2020