Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.

She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.

Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.

by Ronin47 March 26, 2017

Palestinian alarm clock

Slang for time bomb

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025