Chronic Day Advancement

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.

I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.

by assassin1680 March 15, 2009

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019

Grand Theft Auto Advance

An underrated video game made by Rockstar Games in 2004 for the Game Boy Advance. It released on the same day as GTA: San Andreas. It's a 2D styled game, set in the same universe as GTA III.

The story follows Mike, a criminal seeking to leave Liberty City with his friend, Vinnie, and start a new life. However, Vinnie is killed in an explosion, leaving Mike to search for his killer, while still doing jobs under various bosses to raise enough money to leave Liberty City.

Grand Theft Auto Advance may not be able to hold a candle to the GTA games of the same era, but it's still a good game, especially for the Game Boy Advance.

by Some guy on UD July 19, 2020

The New Mexican Advantage

When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.

He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.

by ygbyhb January 28, 2021

Advanced Fuckery

Trying to be relevant. This is a level of nonsense which exceeds usual nonsense. Should be avoided by all means and at all costs. This is a situation when a person tries by all cost to fit it and neglects who they really are. It was coined by me upon the realisation that people need to work more on being themselves.

You've gotten to a level of advanced fuckery, trying to be who you aren't to please others.

by Cage Adomi July 20, 2017

Advay

He is advay

When your friend is advay

by JuiceWRLDxxxtentacionlilpeep May 7, 2021

downside of advantage

having a disadvantage in a situation.

I applied for a job with the ACLU, but having a conscience and a brain put me on the downside of advantage.

by kimmie s November 12, 2006