Adderall Chronicles

The best private story ever

Person 1: “Hey are you on adderall chronicles?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I love it! It’s the best Snapchat private story I’m on”

by vcvte August 2, 2022

adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

The Addeys Way

To perform an action it the most mentally and physically challenging way possible, ignoring any means of logic.
'Aspire to say "fuck logic" and do things to most mentally and physically challenging way possible'

Person 1 ' let's not use this door to go to class. Let's go through the air vent'
Person 2 ' Great idea. Let's do it the addeys way'

by Requishaquonishaquon Jr February 28, 2015

poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast

Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.

by corn 132 April 30, 2020

Nazofolo ffasugas adddoloho pjillipilus ducujan ghatina frusaeka nvhizatima tusolopo bolollo troll ecnolo qenzivilus rezsanucc

a made up string of words that mean nothing but sound like real words

"yo bro you got that Nazofolo ffasugas adddoloho pjillipilus ducujan ghatina frusaeka nvhizatima tusolopo bolollo troll ecnolo qenzivilus rezsanucc?"

"yeah bro i got that Nazofolo ffasugas adddoloho pjillipilus ducujan ghatina frusaeka nvhizatima tusolopo bolollo troll ecnolo qenzivilus rezsanucc!'

by azodolophiziculilium May 16, 2022

Addadichtomy

(v) a medical/surgical procedure where a female becomes a male

"Hey, isn't that Sharon?"
"No. Sharon had an addadichtomy and now Sharon is Sean"

by Sentinel408 September 7, 2009

chuff adder

A balding, overweight homosexual man. Usually in denial of his homosexuallity.

Go and sew another dress you chuff adder!

by St. John October 2, 2007