The School for G33Kz and 1337 Hackers located in Tempe, AZ. Backed by the Dept of Homeland Security and the National Security Agency, this "University" is sure to turn out only the Best Technophiles of the 21st Century. The tech school nobody's ever heard of, this is the University of Advancing Technology!
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3) they all reach and grab the shaft of the person to their right
4) each guy attempts to make the person to their right nut
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6) the person who nutted first is hand fed all of them by the person who made them nut
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Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.
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Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.
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Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
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Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!
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