When a shy girl initiates anal sex with multiple men at once. Right before they cum she takes a selfie and posts it.
by riverbitch April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Alyssa mug.Alyssa is always ready for a joke. She can be really emotional and tends to care more about what's outside than inside. She's petty as hell but can always, always make you laugh. She's beautiful and talented, but not the brightest thing. She's not dumb. She's very poetic and overdramatic but feels for people who she hardly knows. She's naive and falls in love easily, giving them up after being rejected. She ahs a hard time focussing which annoys her more hardworking friends. Definitely a girl you would want to be around, but be careful. She gets angry easily. She knows how to read the room and say the right thing. Sometimes she's the biggest hypocrite ever and will say you can't take a joke yet get easily offended at one thing. She tends to start drama without knowing, it's like second nature to her.
by ILIKETUTTLES January 22, 2019
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Get the alyssandra mug.Alyssa is the type of girl who is strong mentally and physically. She is hell’a gorgeous and if you meet one you can’t let her slip away. Even though Alyssa may look innocent she has a dark side and you do not want to see it. She can be the most amazing friend and if you hurt one of her’s you better be sorry. Alyss is the type of girl you never want to slip away. She is beautiful, kind, caring, athletic, and has amazing eyes. Keep her in your life forever.
by YouWillNeverKnowMeeeeee July 10, 2018
Get the Alyssa mug.A fun, gooft girl. Her positivity is contagious. She’s probably sporty and enjoys being outdoors, maybe even considered tomboy-ish. The best person to have in your life. If you’re ever feeling down, Alyssa’s by your side to cheer you up. She will always be there for you, no denying it. Laidback and chill, but also funny. She’s good at keeping long-term friends, and also beautiful. Most likely gorgeous when she puts effort into it, everybody needs an Alyssa.
Guy 1: Is that Alyssa?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s probably on her way to some sports
Guy 1: I love Alyssa, she’s a great friend!
Guy 2: She’s so pretty too
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s probably on her way to some sports
Guy 1: I love Alyssa, she’s a great friend!
Guy 2: She’s so pretty too
by icecoldtoes June 27, 2021
Get the Alyssa mug.Andrew Gower became tired of smacking his vigina so he created a weapon to punish naughty players who break rules. Soon players found that you can use this weapon as a disciplinary measure to give wilderness newbs a elegant spanking. Also may be used as a rope to decorate newbs on gallows.
"Dam... that whip spanked me so hard that I fell off my chair!.. I hope I didn't leave a shit stain on his Abyssal whip"
by Empire666 November 24, 2006
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