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Tragically Attractive

When someone who is really attractive knows it.
Paul: Ginger was acting like such a bitch last night!
Jim: Yeah, she's tragically attractive and thinks she can do whatever she wants.
by Frank Darlucci April 8, 2011
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Developed Attractiveness

The prettiness or beauty you see in someone only after seeing their face for extended periods of time. These people aren't regarded as attractive by the masses, which is what real superficial attractiveness is. People who are lucky enough to even be affected by developed attractiveness can tell if they're one of them by using these guidelines.
1. Only friends whom you know well comment on your pictures as to how "pretty" you are.
2. You've never/rarely had random Facebook guy friends you barely know or seen in passing comment how pretty you are.
3. The only guys capable of liking you are the ones who talk to you for a long time. (After you like someone's personality, the value of their facial aesthetics become trivial or you develop a junior fetish for the imperfections in their face.)
4. Interesting characteristic about people who are affected by DA is that they seem to band together. You'll often see these pseudo-pretty girls exchanging disingenuous compliments on each other's photos hoping deep down to get a "You're pretty too!" in return.
5. Have more than 80% of profile pictures with zero or few Likes from close associates with the occasional dressed up (birthday/homecoming/prom) photo with a higher-than-normal volume number of obligatory Likes.
6. When taking a picture of a possession or object, DAs have a compulsivity to feel the need to include their face in the photo. Comments are almost always about the object and rarely about the person's attractiveness.
7. After dressing up nicely to go out on the town, DAs (or anyone else for that matter) will look much better than usual. They confuse this with actual attractiveness and take a mirror shot of themselves and post it to get cheap Likes and/or comments.

Example of some girlfriends who suffer from Developed Attractiveness
*Rachel posts a photo of herself dolled up before going out to Club FZ*
Emma: Rachel! I love your dress! you look gorgeous
Rachel: Thanks Emma! you look beautiful in yours

See mermaid effect, mermaid syndrome, butterface
by FoxMcWeezer September 9, 2012
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Problematically Attractive

An adjective describing a person who is extremely attractive to the point of being distractive, but expressing any attraction towards them would be taboo. This term is an antonym of Situationally Attractive, as it describes someone you would ask out under virtually any other circumstances. It is especially appropriate for situations where you must interact with the person in question and conceal your interest in them.
1) An especially cute subordinate would be Problematically Attractive. Monica Lewinsky is a famous example of this.

2) Any teacher or TA attractive enough that you genuinely consider dating them, particularly if you are under 18. Since you can't date them, they're problematically attractive

3) Someone who would be the perfect girlfriend/boyfriend were it not for their BFF, parents, or other close associates.
by Shalinn Vingon Munik Cye December 14, 2012
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1-10 Female attractiveness scale

Rating a female 1-10 based on her looks, 10 being the highest.
Damn Steve did you see that sexy girl? She was at least a 9. Regarding the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale.
by ImZeedo September 23, 2016
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

The 1-10 female attractiveness rule is used to describe how good a woman looks in a situation where you or your conversation partner cannot see the woman. Usually an average woman is described as either a 5 or a 7 depending on how picky the man is. Taking the 5 as an average the following numbers reflect the respective amount of attractiveness
1-Cringe while thinking about her, have trouble looking at the woman for extended periods of time
2-Ugly
3-Simply unattractive
4-Would consider for a one off but never admit to it and need deniability
5-Average
6-Low priority no need to try too hard to impress her
7-Attractive, pretty enough to want to go after but not pretty enough to care about rejection
8-Very attractive, still able to control yourself but biased towards anything that will get you close to her
9-Jaw might drop and instantly begin thinking on how to hit on her as soon as you see her.
10-Highest level of attractiveness, causes irrationality and excessive day dreaming. So attractive that men usually mess it up for fear of rejection or disbelief that she's real.
"So i was in the park the other day and from the distance I saw 2 girls"
"What were they on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale?"
"They looked to be like a 7 or 8"
"Did you go up to them?"
"Yeah but they turned out to be a 4 and a 5 upon closer inspection, so I bailed"
by AngelicMonk September 25, 2016
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Attracive

"Attractive" as mispronounced by Miranda of Miranda Sings on YouTube.
"To be a famous model like me, you have to be bootiful and attracive. Try some more red listick."
by mandalamama314 January 21, 2015
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attacktive

a conjunction of attack, and attractive, used to describe someone who is enjoyable to look at, but will also claw out your eyes.
that girl with the five foot sword is attacktive, did you see her?
by bestthingfromdiscord June 5, 2017
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