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first asshole

a person who leaves a comment on something on the internet but leaves no more than ''first comment''
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asshole123: first comment! i win!

999satan666: first asshole!
by t j August 21, 2008
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schrodinger asshole

some one who says racist or out of pocket shit and acts like its a joke or not based off the peoples reaction.
elijah: I dont think black people should vote.
sam: IDK thats kinda fucked up
elijah:hey man its just a joke
sam:typical schrodinger asshole move
by Rusty767 November 22, 2022
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Asshole Finger

When someone goes in for a fist bump and instead of bumping his/her fist you just give them the finger or the bird. An awesome trick that usually makes the recipient ashamed or really sad.
Scott thought he made a joke that deserved a fist bump. John disagreed and gave him the asshole finger instead. Scott was bummed.
by Stanley Roper September 14, 2010
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arrogant asshole

A guy who believes he is the greatest thing that ever exist on Earth when the reality is he has mental issues relating to his ego
Any male character on MTV's The Hills; Spencer is such an arrogant asshole, I can't believe a girl could actually have respect for him
by Elle Mann May 8, 2008
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Ashley Benson

Awesome star of hit TV show pretty little lairs, plays queen B wanna be Hanna, previously "hefty hanna" but still as beautiful
The most amazing blonde ever to be seen on tv!
guys wanna date her, girls wanna be her
Along with Shay Mitchell she presents the best ustream, showing off their geeky glasses and secret jokes!

Don't mess with 'ash benzo'!
Guy; if you could have anyone who would it be
Guy 2; gotta say ashley benson, those dimples
Guy; plus she's a pretty no beautiful liar!
Girl I want to BE ashley benson
by cheechyeaa July 11, 2011
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asshole baby

A person that is so vile and idotic that they must have been born from their mother's asshole instead of the birth canal.
That dude has no idea what he's talking about. What an asshole baby.
by country123a April 28, 2007
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Asshole

An asshole is a person who doesn't treat people with respect.

There is nothing good about such a person.
Sean, the asshole, gave shit to the people around him.

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
by Treat people with respect! September 2, 2011
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